Some cute guy walks in trying to pawn crutches. Really! That's not a hot item that goes in and out of this Pawn Shop, but I want that ass. He wasn't too happy when I offered him 10$ for them. He needed money bad. So I invited him back to my office to see what we can agree to. I can see it in his eyes he was in desperate need of money and I'm in need of busted a nut. We'll see how this turns out. Peace!
Some tough looking biker dude came into the Pawn Shop today. I got kind of scared for a bit until I heard him talk. Seems like he needed money bad and wanted to pawn his bad ass motorcycle, but there's no way I was giving him $10,000. I offered him $4,000 and he was ready to whoop my ass. Telling me I'm being disrespectful. That his motorcycle was his lover. Apparently he needed a lot of money because he got into trouble with his buddy's and the law. He snitched on his crew, The Chupa Pingas! One of the toughest motorcycle gangs in Miami. Now he's running for his life. All that tough talk didn't scare me. I know the ball was in my court. Soon I'll be balls deep in that ass. No matter how big and tough you are. Where I come from, snitches get anal banged. Damn right!
This dude walks in trying to sell us a bugle for $500 claiming that it's from the 1800's. He must really think I'm a fucking idiot. I'm in the pawn shot business for a reason. I know my shit. He's trying to play us. Well guess what. The jokes on you bud. I know he needs money to pay rent. He's going to have to suck my dick behind the counter while other customers shop. Then my buddy is going to finish him off back in the bathroom. Maybe we'll pay him, maybe we won't. Let's see.
What a rainy day? Businees is slow and the weather doesn't help not one bit. We were just about to call it the day until a sexy fitness trainer strolled in with some gym equipment. He was broke and was looking to get $300. Sorry, but that dinosaur he brought in here was not worth that kind of money. Unless he wants to demonstrate how to use it butt-naked. Being that he needed money, he figured why not? What's the worse that can happen? Well your about to find out for yourself. When people need money they do the most desperate things. Enjoy.
This week's update is a little different. First of all, this guy was nuts. After getting fired, he packs up as much of his office as he can and tries to sell the out dated junk to me. I'm talking the PC, the monitor, a company laptop, even a plant and the office cart. I told him I couldn't help him. Then he started yelling about getting fucked. Well that gave me an idea. I took him back to my office to make an offer on the laptop. He refused to shut up about being in a hurry and money. Half of what he said couldn't be understood through his thick Latin accent, but I made him a cheap cash offer, under the condition that he lets me help relax him. It didn't take much to turn a simple massage into an afternoon of hot gay sex. He was more than willing to let me suck his cock. Then, for the something different, I put his dick in my ass and rode him. He returned the favor by enthusiastically sucking my dick and even tossing my salad. He couldn't get enough of my asshole. He fucked me on my desk, and slammed my ass bent over the desk. After we came all over each other, I rushed him out in the usual way. I could have politely asked him to leave, or welcomed him to the team, but like I said, this guy was nuts. After all, I don't need flies wondering back to the web. Enjoy.
What a doozie. So, this guy comes in looking like he just rolled down a mountain in a tuxedo. Turns out that he had been up all night after catching his fiance fucking the best man. Of course he was unset. He wanted to sell the ring he bought for his soulless bride to be. I might have been able to make something off of the ring, but I never was interested, really. Nothing like high stress drama to make someone open to suggestion. Think about it, the woman this guy trusted for years turned out to be a totally different person. He also found out that his best friend wasn't really his friend at all. Everything he thought he knew was wrong, and that's where I step in. I faked some interest in the ring to get him in my office, then everything actually moved pretty fast. Brad and I pretty much just started touching his hard body, and he didn't fight us off. Of course he was reluctant, but when you're doubting everything you know in life, it gets pretty easy to try new things, like letting a same sex stranger suck your cock. He turned out to be a pretty good dick sucker himself. It never surprises me that these "straight" guys enjoy gay sex, but this guy loved it. He was oozing pre cum the entire time we took turns pounding his cute ass. He was also excited to take his first facial. I didn't buy the ring, he didn't make his money back, but he did get a new out look on life. Enjoy.